Fifty Shades of Red

You are so beautiful. As I run my hand down the sides of your body, electricity runs through me. My fingers circle around lightly, tracing every inch of your smooth skin. I notice you are slightly chilled, which is exactly how I like you. Don’t be alarmed. The knife I am using to cut you…

Absence is making my head…Clearer? Huh.

It’s the morning of Day Six and I am up at 6:45 on a Saturday. Somebody alert the media. I am sipping espresso with a splash of cream instead of my usual coffee drowned in Hazelnut creamer. No pounding headache from too much gin and wine. The usual regret of eating too much is absent….

Absence makes the liver grow…Sadder?

It’s March 2nd, 9:47 pm.  I have just finished scarfing down a large helping of Pad Thai and Panang Curry and a bottle of wine. My man has done the same. We have decided to stop drinking for 30 days and it’s our last hurrah. Emotion has overcome us and we are already pissed and…